PETITION

We can think of some pretty horrific ways to meet one’s maker — a snake jumping out of a plane toilet bowl, a crane falling on your head while you walk down the street, a sinkhole opening up and swallowing you hole — but we reckon that dying at your desk is up there on the list. Top 5, no doubt. We can picture it: you’re sitting there pencil-f*cking some wholly-unnecessary-lost-cause-hail-mary pitch deck or useless-bill-the-client-anyway associate memo and boom! Your head plops to the desk and you’re a goner. Godspeed to whomever inherits that luck-filled office. Chill vibes!

There are many ways that Europe has the US beat (and vice versa) but you really have to hand it to France’s liberal work-related incident policy. Check it: in “A French worker died after sex on a business trip. His company is liable” we learned…ah…wait. Just marinate on that headline for a second. It’s just too good.

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