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Pay off debt? Nope, buy a stupid blanket.

Last week we noted that people aren't spending on discretionary items because they're paying off debt, etc. Well, not all people. Apparently Kickstarter is going bananas over a stress-reducing, insomnia-curing, peer-review-study-lacking, hug-simulating $279 blanket that not a single person has touched or verified is even remotely feasible/manufacturable/deliverable. This has all of the makings of another Lily Robotics Inc. We hope we're wrong. Shall we take bets?